Friday, December 11, 2009

Week 5A - Dumb Laws

Elderly man trips over dog, sues bar for ruining his sex life: Hahaha wow he should watching were he is going and you can’t sue if you tripped over the dog on accident It was his fault.
Man blames plane noise for divorce, sues airport: why would you go to an airport if you were having trouble with your wife and if she was planning on leaving you should of talked to her some place else not at the last minute.
Video gamer feels alienated from real world, sues World of Warcraft and subpoenas Wynona Ryder and Depeche Mode's Martin Gore as melancholy experts: first of all the person should not play so much games and get out and do stuff once an a while not just play games 24/7 and not knowing what’s going on around you.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month: I understand why men want to beat there wife’s but it just not right.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

you make me angry.

Runningbear said...

yeah.

nick frost said...
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nick frost said...

these laws are terrible